Calvinist Pickup Lines

  • Hey, baby! Your name must be grace because you’re irresistible.
  • You know your mouth your mouth is saying no, but unconditional election is saying yes.
  • Girl, it is predestined. God rearranged the alphabet and put U and I together.
  • I hope you believe in the perseverance of the saints, because my heart is forever yours.
  • Baby, you are so fine, it is women like you who make particular redemption a necessity.
  • I would ask God to bless you, but I can see he already has.

Apropos of this (somewhat), I’m interviewing Roger Olson about his new book, Against Calvinism, this Thursday, October 20, at 1:00 p.m. (Central) on If you would like to ask Prof. Olson questions, email them to [email protected], tweet them using #MinistryDirect, or use the Facebook interaction tool on the live page.

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