Yesterday, while my wife and I were shopping at Target, we came across a T-shirt emblazoned with "The Toddler Laws of Property." Here they are:

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
5. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

Isn't it sad that we all know adults who still obey these laws?