The Toddler Laws of Property


Yesterday, while my wife and I were shopping at Target, we came across a T-shirt emblazoned with "The Toddler Laws of Property." Here they are:

  1. If I like it, it's mine.
  2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
  3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  4. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
  5. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

Isn't it sad that we all know adults who still obey these laws?

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